Shawn Thornton: Did you get your apple I tried to smuggle for you?
Tyler Seguin: Nope.
Shawn: I tried.
Tyler: You owe me dinner.
Shawn: I owe you dinner? You make a lot more than me, I think.
All Finnish players look like women - that’s why they’re so angry.– Shawn Thornton (via shawnthorntonsays)
I’m here for my portrait. I know you guys want to put my picture up next.– Shawn Thornton, to Verizon Center workers hanging a giant photo of Alex Ovechkin (via shawnthorntonsays)